Cheese toast

The most ghetto food on the face of the earth. Originated from black people in West Haven, CT. The act of placing a piece of cheese upon a piece of bread, preceding to put it in the microwave for about 20-25 seconds.

Dexter: Hey Lamar. I'm hungry today, but all I have is this slice of bread, and a piece of cheese.

Lamar: yo my nigga wat it is, why aint you make sum cheese toast.

Dexter: Wow! Cheese toast? I've never thought of that!

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toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .

One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.

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dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.

Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.

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Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

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You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

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Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"