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A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .
One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.
When something is really easily done. Usually contridicting when someone says it will be hard.
John: Stacking all this wood will be hard
Spence: Naw man, it will be toast
Or
"That guy was huge, he was lifting those weights like toast!"
Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.
Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.
The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:
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You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!
Star scream.
"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream
"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron
"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream
"PRIIIIIIIIME!"
It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.
person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.
The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.
She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.