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A girl shits in your mouth, while she jacks you off.
My mouth tastes like shit, but the pipe is drained; thanks to the girlfriend flushing the toilet.
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A poem about the toilet
Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
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A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.
"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."
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A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.
Alternative: Walking Toilet
God, Rick, you do know Susie is a female toilet?
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In Poker, it is the absolute worst hand possible. It is when you end-up with 3 black cards and 2 red cards, or vice-versa. There can be no pairs, a shit hand. Loses to a toilet flush and every other hand.
"i went all in with a full toilet and got blasted by a pair of 2s on the river"
"she took one look at my full toilet and disposed of it with her toilet flush to win the WSOP."
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To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit
Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay
Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet
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A toliet hole is someone is who gets used, especially their hole(s) as a toilet, meaning as a receptable for all bodily fluids, or any refuse in general. It is meant to imply that someone is slutty, loose, dirty, with no standards in who they allow to use them. It can also be used more generally as an insult, in place of asshole, scum bag, jerk, hypocrite, slut, pig, fuck pig, douche bag, jackass, mess
Andrew is such a toilet hole - he was telling everyone how to behave last night when we all know that he's a bigger mess than anyone else.
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