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To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.
Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.
When exhchanging photos and tug on someones shirt (exposing cleavage) is seen you send a tug back
I was snapping this girl last night i pulled my shirt down and sent “see a tug send a tug” hoping to get nudes
when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time
she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts
Basically Netflix and Chill when you're alone. Order in some chicken nuggets (Netflix optional) and have a wank
Friend: Are you having a Netflix and Chill night?
Me: Nah they had to cancel, so just Nugs & a tug
When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow
You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic
When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.
My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.