FT Twitter

Part of twitter. Unlike KPop Twitter people here aren't 54 year olds jerking off to 13 year old Asian girls.

- I just found the best thing itw.
- Really? What is it?
- FT Twitter

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Twitter Famous

The state of having more than 1,000 followers on twitter.

Ex: I wanna be just like Diego, he is so twitter famous.

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twitter ratio

The ratio between the number of people you follow and the number of followers you have on Twitter.

Damn, I need to unfollow some people to boost my twitter ratio.

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twitter bukkake

verb.

unwillingly immersed in twitter hype across the mediascape.

fuck, Techcrunch just twitter bukkaked its front page again.

A:Did CNN just ask for a twitter commentary from lilDawg69 about Middle East peace? B:yeah, they just did. His comments were also used on MSNBC the other day. A:Why are we getting twitter bukkaked?

MG. Siegler is widely reported to be a proponent of twitter bukkake.

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twitter fag

a person on twitter who tweets gay things

Fuck that douche nozzle is such a twitter fag. He just tweeted "OMG I NEED to go for coffee!" or "I just drank this coffee" (with a link to a photograph of the coffee)

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Twitter bitch

Stupid middle aged white lady who looks at Twitter politics and claims to everyone and everything is racist, sexist, or nationalist. Tells her own son he is leading down the path to white supremacy by laughing at edgy memes. Also tells people the guidelines of using the n word even tho her herself is white for example “Latino people are not allowed to say the n word” there is no such thing as the “pass.” Also believes the world is gonna literally fucking end in the near future. AKA the victim of only looking at extremist liberal media,

My mom is such a Twitter bitch she told me I was racist for laughing at an edgy meme.

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twitter pwnd

when you get owned. (via tweet)

sheila: "your mom!"
marcela: "ouch! :/"
sheila: "haha. you just got twitter pwnd!"

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