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A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat
I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night
A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
a word appropriately used to describe some one or something that has absolutley massive arms. Commonly found on people who are generally great all rounders.
holy shit dude... check out the branches on that guy. He's definatley got valentine arms
Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't
Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole
A hot and sexy bitch who is also a murdoc and shinji kinnie but he's very cool and likes men. He likes shitty bands
"do you know Valentine?"
"The shinnie?"
"That's the bitch."
Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.
Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.
“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”