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Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.
But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.
But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!
The dude that my brother would not shut up about.
Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth
Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
Truly Valentine
Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
Truly Valentine
A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat
I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night
Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't
Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole
A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.