Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

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Instagram Waffle

A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)

Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?

Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.

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waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

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nigga waffle

A nigga that turned into a waffle

"bro that nigga turned into a waffle. He a nigga waffle"

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Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

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love waffle

A typo of the traditional 'lessthanthree' or, <3.

A love waffle consists of the 'less than' sign and a 'waffle' sign. <#

I love waffle you <#

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cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.

I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.

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