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the act of lying on ones arm until it falls asleep and masturbating, therefore imitating another persons hand.
i had a great ghost wank the other day i swear it felt like it was my girlfriend!
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The act of masturbating in semi-erect mode and never reaching climax because one cannot decide upon a particular wank model. Also occurs if a series of past sexual images is constantly infiltrated by erotic memories best forgotten (i.e. gay experiments, big fat old birds, your best mate's ugly mum, etc.). May be linked to anxiety.
I was really in the mood for a wank the other night but when I got to the outdoor privvy I had a wank blackout.
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Wanking whilst thinking about someone that's wanking whilst thinking about you wanking whilst...
Dude, I got stuck in a wank paradox with your dad last night
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The mystical and sometimes unobtainable 7 wank barrier......the point at which you cannot wank any further due to draining the wank bladder
" I got some hot new porn last night and tossed myself stupid.....Still couldn't get past the wank barrier though!"
"She's a barrier babe!"...I.E a lady of such beauty as to be worth 7 wanks.
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The act which results in a celebrity death as a result of a failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxia.
You know that Bill from Kill Bill died of a Chokey wank?
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When you get so bored of revision the only thing left to do is to have a wank.
A form of procrastination.
A: God revision is so boring
B: Have a revision wank
A: Great idea dude
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giving a girl a lick out when she has large fanny flaps
"Dude, i totally gave this girl a granny wank, the flaps were touching my ears."
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