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Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017


Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009


wax woman

A slut. Particularly one with huge fake tits and a huge fake badonkadonk.

"Hey wax woman, nice tits!"

by Waxwoman July 13, 2023


waxed

if someone says your waxed. Your one of the coolest mf out there. You are def lookin fresh, sleek, poshed and waxed;)

“ ayo addi you looking mad waxed today.”

“thanks gabi you also be lookin hella waxy

by WAXEDAF July 16, 2021


Waxed

When someone does something super extra that is completely unnecessary; something only that one dude would do. Synonym for taxing it.

Steve: I did that 500 word essay for the five extra credit points

Justin: Bro you waxed it!

by bilbobaggyballs666 October 16, 2019


Waxed

Another meaning to getting rid of something, or wiping yourself out on the beers.

I waxed so much money at the casino last night
I’m gonna get so waxed on the beers tonight

by thegucciboys April 15, 2021


waxed

Polished. Above average. To stand out in brilliance. Tip top state of being.

"Did you see how stunning she looked tonight?" "That girl was waxed!"

by Isaywhatisee January 13, 2020