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A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.
2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.
Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
That phenomenon where the exam season of many second & third level academic institutions coincides with record breaking sunny weather perfect for outdoor extracurricular activities, only for the weather to promptly return to cloudy rain once they're done.
"Oi, Ollie! We're off Sparchin' ya comin'?"
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...
Weather Boarding(verb)
A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.
Or
Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.
Someone who complains about their bad weather experience that shows a lack of understanding of real bad weather and someone familiar with such extreme weather would find an exaggeration.
She complained about having to do her job outside in the humidity but her weather-entitled comments would make any Houston resident laugh out loud.
1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump
2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers
2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.
This fucker weather needs to STOP.
I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.
The fucker weather ruined my plans.