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A wedgie but with the jeans instead of the underwear
I gave this girl a killer jean wedgie today
Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.
Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.
The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.
Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!
When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
A white slut who cheats on her white boyfriend with black dick or one who only likes black dick.
Mike: “Dude, did you hear? Tiffany’s kid was born!”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”
What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off
OMG! EMILY I think I got a squidy swishy wedgi 🧑 🦲