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Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2020


weird beer

The can (or bottle) of beer that is left in your fridge for weeks/months/years and almost certainly is of a unique flavor that is only suitable to a particular palate. Many times weird beer is brought to another social occasion (since you are too cheap to go out and buy a new six-pack that you know others will enjoy) and it will then be passed on to another for the beer to sit all alone in their fridge.

(Bob - looking in Tony’s fridge) — Hey Tony, is see some nice flavors in here. You are really into Pils and IPAs these days, but what the hell is this Pumpkin-Chili-Porter?! (Tony - Responding to Bob) — Yeah, Travis brought that over (freaking cheapskate) it was from that Halloween party he had last year. (Bob - responding to Tony) - I ain’t touching that weird beer…

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 14, 2024


Social Weird-xie

Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.

I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*

by vvrainee March 27, 2023


WEIRD LOCO

Weird Loco, or "Thomas", is on the mic a loco. He is a very muscular and dominant man and every chick wants him. He is a BEAST on LoL, stomping on anyone who ever dares to get in his way. He loves Simaklas, but if your name is Ksekolias, you better run.

-Exeis dei ton Weird Loco shmera?

-Nai sthn toualeta einai skaei mpafo

by Deathscent743 November 21, 2021


weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow November 1, 2017


legit weird

as weird as it gets. Passed weird and just beyond freaky.

Diego was staring straight down my shirt. It was legit weird.

by fuhhgettaboutitt December 9, 2010


Tuesday weirds

Phrase- When a hard weekend or 3 day weekend of various hard drugs like ecstasy or meth has the afterglow wear off and you're left with a weird panicky sober low feeling.

One may act weird or just want to isolate themselves. It is usually the beginning of introspection from the weekend's activities. Ordinary things may seem slightly different.

Origin: unknown. Popular with 90s and 00 college age kids.

I have the Tuesday weirds from rolling and doing Xanax all weekend. I gotta find a way to leave work, before I freak out.

by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018