yellows and blues

daddy's little helpers: cialis and viagra;
The old dude was trying to get some street cred with his pole dancer but couldnt get it up. Presto change-o, he took a little blue Viagra or popped a yellow Cialis and he was ok with the stripper. Then the old fat dude started talking about the tatoo he was getting. Stripper was interested in the money; whatever.

The old dude was trying hard to show he had street cred, but found he couldn't even get it up for the pole dancer. Presto, change-o - a little Viagra cured his Blues. Sometimes he took along the yellow Cialis. He was old and fat, so just in case he always packed his yellows and blues before a night out. He was hard for the stripper - but she was into it just for the money.

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yellow paging

The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon Yellow Page phonebook slogan, let your fingers do the walking. See also James Earl Jones.

That girl was such as tease, she made me stop after yellow paging her.

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Yellow Mercedes

A cocktail containing Lemonade, Monster Energy Drink and Vodka.

I drink my yellow mercedes hastily to become inhebriated.

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Yellow Gold

Define : Same as golden showers . Refers to urine.

Last night I gave here a shot of that yellow gold , She loved it !

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yellow fever

Something you have and you know it. t. Can also be a boner for asian. Stop watching the Jap crap porn you fucking sack of shit

I had a boner for asians. Then i knew i had yellow fever. :)

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Yellow Fever

A disease and/or blessing that I, along with many other white men, are affected by. Yellow Fever is an extreme obsession with Asian women, mostly due to the fact that they are so freaking gorgeous! Yellow Fever cannot be ignored, cured, or overcome. There is no vaccine and hopefully there never will be.

I get Chinese food just to check out the waitresses. I think I have Yellow Fever.

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yellow eleven

childcare - the term used to describe a child's running nose, usually, an infected one (hence the "yellow"), that displays one downward drip from each nostril, (hence the "eleven"). Usually, the eleven starts somewhere deep in the nasal cavity, drips constantly, over the upper lip and disaapears into the child's mouth, destined to repeat the cycle.

"Honey, can you get a wipee and snag that yellow eleven on Danielle before she drinks it?"

"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"

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