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Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them
That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar
a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
take a jar and put something in it then cum in it
Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?
Person 2 : yes
when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade
tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade
When jerking off you finish on your stomach, not hers
Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?
Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!
Chad: no you didn't
Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum
A phrase found at 2:09 when you hold you computer upside down and you see the comments and they say nonesone on Y. Gems video.
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A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.
I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.