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October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "
Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
Friend Famine is a widespread scarcity of real true friends caused by several factors, including them being users time-wasters, I freeloaders,
backstabber frenemy fake friends that leave you to rot while having made their own amusement without you not needing your money a ride in your car somewhere to stay..
It's funny, now it's the weekend I'm broke, have no money, wages car place to stay no one will talk to me, I'm getting g proper ghosted again I'm in proper friend famine this weekend again.
the type of friend who is really nice to you in the beginning when you first meet them, but quickly turn into narcissistic assholes who only think that there opinion comes first.
these people are usually clingily to one person even if they caused severe mental harm to them. they always call you, text you, and its always for no reason at all. to be honest, we have all had these friends but when we try to get rid of them they always come back, then the cycle repeats. nice to asshole, over and over and over again.
guy 1: I heard you made a friend today!
guy 2: yeah, but its THAT friend..
guy 1: oh..
An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.
Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?
Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy
A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.
If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.
Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
a day to post the fake friends in your life
“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”
To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.