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When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
A woman who reaches an orgasm by her clitoris being stimulated.
"I need new bedsheets after going down on my girl, she's an outdoor cat."
Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.
Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”
When your cat dies so you f**k it and meow at the same time
My cat died the other day so i did a dirty cat on it
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Cat-bait is a nickname used for stupid little simps,the people with the nickname Cat-bait are intelligent (still a simp) and i hope they get far in life (probably wont but oh well). They are funny and pretty,all i have to say 🚶 ♀️
Person 1: "Cat-bait whats hangin?"
Person 2 (cat-bait): "ur mom."
A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.
A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!