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The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times April 17, 2011


Crundall Time

Similar to African time, meaning to run late as a matter of course of believe every meeting to start ten minutes later.

Why is James always running late?! His phone must be set to Crundall time.

by Tudor House April 27, 2022


Tent Time

Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg

The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time

by FiveSicks October 10, 2017


Jesus time

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019


Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C

It’s Jesus time.

by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021


Iced Tea Time

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.

AAAAWW YEAA, It's Iced Tea Time!!!

by Sean McCouste October 18, 2019


zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.

Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!

by thatgnigga May 1, 2021