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Don't lie. You're here cause you searched "p" And penis came up
You know it's true
Penis
Penis
Penis
Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "
Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"
Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary
Hey Dave I'm going to write penis into urban dictionary its going to be so funny
A massive fucking cock, an absolute minecraft torch, a total fucking weiner, a living hot dog, a tenacious ten inches
-The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!
-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.
-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!