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The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.
Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."
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lets go yall
its bout that time
if you don't confess on April 16 they won't like u back - that's fax
national tell ur crush you like them day - April 16th - example
Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)
when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka
a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.
if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.
im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.
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u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee
person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok
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a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.
Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.
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definition: don't look at me
comes from the ghetto
Don't you be looking at me like your mama don't feed you.....cause i know she do!
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