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When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week
Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year
Jon: ya the Colts got pumped
Two men embrace their mons pubis together aggressively for atleast 15 minutes at a time
Terry and Doug were caught being double dickers in the shower
An uncircumcised man pulls back his foreskin then docks with another uncircumcised man. The first man layers his foreskin over the the second mans dock and the act is complete.
I caught Robin and Jarvis Double Docking each other yesterday.
To teabag with a friend!
(N) The hobbit hooker,cuz some time you just hafta put on 2 to feel safe.
"Hey come here and help me give this fucktard a double-baggins"
Busting a nut in pussy then eating it out.
Frank is nasty AF! He Double Dipped on his girlfriend last night 👅
Double Dip’n: Performing Cunnilingus after ejaculating into vagina
Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.
Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan
When you scoot all the way back on the toilet seat so you partner can also sit down too. Then you both make boo boo at the same time.
David was in the middle of a massive porcelain hurricane, when Samantha busted the the door down with no time to spare. Davis said , is it double boopie time as he scooted back ! Samantha had just enough room for them to shit comfortablely together !