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When you seek pranking revenge, you take your socks off after a long day at work, roll them into a tight ball and fart directly into a sock. Then you throw the fart filled sock at across the room at your unsuspecting prey. The sock hits the person in the face. The stink bounces out of the sock and person has no choice but to smell your fecal vapor. Have fart will travel.
Lately, Missy has demonstrated how depraved she is. When her husband, Kevin, who did not clean up the kitchen befoe she came home from work and found him watching TV, performed the lude act of Fart-Triloquism. She actually threw her pungent fart--using her dirty sock as the transport vehicle at him. What a stink bomb!
A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle
I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!
Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.
"Do you wanna go bungee jumping?"
"Fart that!"
a person that squeezes their facts
Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer
fart boy harry is a snapchat groupchat, that has been through a lot of groupchats actually. this groupchat dies a lot but when active, it’s the best
person 1: hey! what’s fart boy harry?
person 2: oh hey!! fart boy harry is a groupchat on snapchat!! did you not literally get that from the definition??? freak 😑
A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.