An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.
My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.
Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.
Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.
A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.
Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.
Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.
Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire
Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.
Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.
A donut that makes your snare fat like Donald Trump.
This Big Fat Snare Drum made my snare fat like Donald Trump!