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A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.
The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
Say this to someone to either fuck, tell them your a furry, or get slapped. bitch slapped in fact
“It’s rawr XD time”
“Carol, what are you on?”
“Benadryl John, Benadryl”
Phrase:
Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.
Time always tells.
Everything happens for a reason.
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.
The thing mason always wants and he gets it no matter what
We all love to have shexy time with the homies
JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
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