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Friend whore

Steven Tyler pahl

Steven Tyler Pahl is only your friend when he needs something. He’s a friend whore

by DeBoTanK August 6, 2019


friend ghosting

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.

“Dude how’s Stacy?”
I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”

by shiftyshady January 20, 2018


can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 11, 2023


Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 2, 2021


Butterfly friend

A friend who gives you butterfly’s but you refuse to call a crush or a crush you are not fully confident will last.

Lily considered James a butterfly friend because she doesn’t fully know how she feels about him’

by Jayde_C August 23, 2023


Un-National Best Friends Day

I decided I should finally make a video of my best friends ❤️

So I made this 😹

Un-National Best Friends Day

by Look.Here. September 17, 2022


kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020