A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"
Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?
Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
Female playing with her genitals
I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo
The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals
I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo
it's your pet cat who died years ago
I ate my dead cat
"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."
The best consumption to have with you daily dose of Bean consumption
My Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy was cold