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Man I could really go for a cup of “good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast”
“Coffee”
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aleya is a nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie
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A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.
When yo friend be gay for you fr fr
Bro stop being gay like BRO YOU SILLY FR FR LIKE DAWG HOW CAN YOU BE THAT GOOFY!
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I am a Muslim girl I don’t like bad guys and girls
I am a Muslim girl I don’t like bad guys and girls
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Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school
Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok
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