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words of whizdom

Enlightened remarks and advice regarding the subject of urination.

I occasionally have difficult/embarrassing issues when I need to pee really bad, and so I always appreciate it when fellow cool dudes give me their words of whizdom (for example, to carry a blue shop-towel in my pocket instead of a regular white paper towel, since these more-robust-fiber towels doesn't rapidly disintegrate if they get wet, and so said sturdy material can more-reliably "see me through" if I hafta wipe myself when I'm not near a restroom) that can sometimes make said "calls on Line One" less traumatic or humiliating.

by QuacksO November 8, 2019


Longest word

The longest English word is: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 9, 2021


Inventor of Words

A person who invents words

Ellis: I am an Inventor of Words
Nick: Okay?
Coach: Cool.
Rochelle: Okay

by STOP with democrate December 18, 2020


Inventor of Words

A person who invents words.

Ellis: I am an Inventor of Words!
Nick: Okay.

by STOP with democrate December 18, 2020


word stroke

The moment when you have an idea inside your head, but you have a hard time saying it out loud since you're finding the suitable word in your head. Usually happens when speaking your second/third/nth language.

Note: This is different than the speech disorder "stuttering". Word stroke can happen to anyone.

"You know Andy, I think this show is..."
"Is what, Ray?"
"Is...is..."
"?"

"I'M HAVING A WORD STROKE!"

by ubon September 22, 2020


dangerous word

A dangerous word is the opposite of a safe word, meaning when used it is to tell a person's significant other to continue or go further. Safe words typically mean stop, while a dangerous word means to go.

Person 1: Yeah I wanted him to keep kissing me but he was afraid to go too far
Person 2: Me and my boyfriend have a dangerous word, everytime he says banana it means he reallyyyy wants more
Person 1: oh

by neowm master 48 January 3, 2022


Word Game

Choose Your Words - The weather outside is partly cloudy whether you like it that way or not. A wether, on the other hand, is a castrated sheep. You read that ...

Word Game is lit

by papisucioandlimpio March 22, 2017