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August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!
Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!
Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!
November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
April 24th is the day you need nudes from someone you feel comfortable with.
Some people you could ask for nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Give Nudes Day!
*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Give Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
This is the day all boys have to get off there damn games and show the girls attention .
Crystal :Damn why he so dry girl ?
Me : Don’t worry it’s National no game day
October 25th a day you can just dance bc its fun and bc you need to let loose sometimes
person 1: guess what day it is.
person 2: what day is it?
person 1: October 25th national dance day duh
person 2: oh yay when should we start dancing?
person 1: now