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In the complex world of Churham-spacetime physics, numeric values do not operate as expected within the rules set forth in the current real-world Einsteinian theory of General Relativity. The effects of gravity on particles, particularly of particles comprising beings exerting physical forces counter-acting the forces of gravity, are reduced significantly - often by up to 50% - of their Einsteinian General Relativity counterparts.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
Person 1: "I did 100 squats today."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.
I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.
In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND
1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him
When you enter through the vagina, but the love making is so vigorous that you break the taint and cum out of the asshole.
See also poop shoot.
Damn, last night Deven’s boyfriend ended up double dippin, because Deven was getting pounded so hard, that their taint was destroyed and cum came out of their ass!
A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
Olivia gave me a great double gulp surprise last night dude!