go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

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I'm going to kick you in the eye twice

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

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Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for

A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.

Fugly

Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"

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Why don't you go fuck yourself?

The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"

Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"

Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

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will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐

jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face

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Go lick Jim’s asshole.

Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.

While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.

Bro, I just won the Powerball.

Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.

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I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

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