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Someone who won’t go to Mr. tequila with you
“Hey noah, wanna go to Mr. tequila”
Noah: “maybe”
“Bad friend”
Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.
“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”
“Lol nice”
Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.
An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.
Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?
Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy
A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.
If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.
Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
a day to post the fake friends in your life
“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”
To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.
A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick
You got a Gucci friend