Random
Source Code
Random
2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!:
This word means when an epic lad like Pineapple motivates his fellow friends to do what their supposed to be doing.
It could also mean, when kisser of sisters cat, is having a bad day. And then all of the sudden the most respectable man, aka Pineapple says some random crap.
Kisser of the cats having a bad day
Pineapple: 2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!
Kisser of the cats: Thanks Pineapple, you really motivated me to get my stuff done.
Penguin: Why?
1👍 2👎
Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!
9👍 16👎
Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.
Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!
31👍 22👎
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Origin: Hebrew
A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.
A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.
21👍 1👎
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
8👍 6👎
26👍 38👎