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When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.
Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.
when you place your nuts up the abuse during sex
I tried nuts in the stuffing with my girlfriend last night. I wouldnt recommend it
When some one is hogging all the nuts.
Ex: "Janet, stop being such a nut hogger!"
A type of flooring made of coconut and peanut often having a design made of sucklers (or large drooping breasts) on them.
Did you just see him ejaculate all over the nut suckler?
If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
The opposite of post nut clarity
Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you
Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.
When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey
He has jelly nuts.