A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.
When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
A period of extremely short duration.
A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda
the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.
where do u live?
new england
oh got u
Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.
Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.