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Cum Diaries

Johnny Depp and Amber Heards sex tape

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes

by Cummealean June 5, 2022


$cum Trap

a Scum trap is a pussy with cum trapped all inside of it. Typically a woman getting paid for it pays for it in her dues respected elmurs glue admiring her odor gets her better sodar the cocaine drips isnt always a special drift like K.

This $cum traprings other peoples unborn children instead of slanging cocaine she slangs others un done dues. like loose ties. Swimming Tubes .

by cartercarterzzz January 27, 2017


Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 21, 2023


Baked potato cum

1; Potato Starch

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!

by Questionable_guy September 26, 2021


Cum Diving

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.

She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.

by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2018


Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad January 3, 2016


cum to the rain

the action of ejaculating out of ones’ penis to the sound, sight or even thought of rain.

jada: dayton’s weird, he likes to cum to the rain

by maddy:D February 4, 2022