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butt-to-face ratio

A term used to describe how much sucking up a person does versus normal dignified communication. A high butt-to-face ratio means you are a major kiss-ass.

- "Is it just me, or is Johnson kissing the boss's ass more than usual today?"
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."

by CCompanies February 4, 2010


Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.

"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"

by omally June 28, 2018


Butt-Hole Stuffy

When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.

Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e

by CubbyTheBear April 6, 2012


anal butt plug

a butt plug for the anal cavity

i have an anal butt plug in my ass right now

by xdswaggermlg May 2, 2016


Tijuana butt plug

When Bill shoves a plump, juicy jalapeno in his butthole whilst receiving a sloppy BJ.

"Honey when you stop by Walmart later, grab some jalapenos so I can get a Tijuana butt plug tonight"

by Thebiggreek June 13, 2020


robot butt sex

when 2 heterosexual/homosexual robots engage in sex where a robopenis goes into the roborectum

Beep-boop, i wanna have some hot robot butt sex with you, c-3po

by robotbuttsexluver December 4, 2014


CANDY WHITE BUTT

Commonly used term which your southern girlfriend calls her western boyfriend when trying to be funny and get his attention.

Get your Candy White Butt to Virginia Beach or you are in trouble!

by Holby1 October 9, 2016