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Jack is just an absolute fuck boy and does so much crack it could kill an elephant… and that’s on a good day. His favourite food is Donna flaps and mouldy ham sandwich. He likes to touch his friends on a night out and if he gets lucky takes the boys back home with him.
Her : Is that Jack didn’t he suck someone off last night.
Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
amazing and very very fun to talk to and just oh so incredibly awesome
A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈
Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!
Jacks is an iPhone. “Kulture” loves them! (Key to her heart is getting iPhones with her).
Kulture just got 10 jacks off one play
I woke up and my D felt dry
Where you in the same room as Jack
Yes
Oohhhhh