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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...
Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
This is asked to a person who is thought to be very zesty or gay/ homosexual tendencies
Hey there! Do you like lemons?
-Yeah, why?
Thought so
Posing yourself like a sculpture in museum
John do a David, I will post in on my insta.
The art of Capitalising letters by mistake!
Person 1: BACK
Person 1: Oops caps
Person 2: Ooh, you were just Doing A Caleb
When a person goes to a plasma center and donates their blood plasma. Donors usually get compensated ($30 to $100). Usually someone hurting for cash!
Fred: Why do you have a bandage on your arm?
Johnny: I do plasma bro.
Meaning in layman’s terms: Don’t do that
When my dog jumped on the couch and I made fun of him for his lack of weight loss on the all grain diet: he looked at me and said “Doan Do Dat”... meaning “I will fuck up a loaf of bread on the counter.”
When my dog jumped on the couch and I made fun of him for his lack of weight loss on the all grain diet: he looked at me and said “Doan Do Dat”... meaning “I will fuck up a loaf of bread left on the counter.”