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When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out
Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart
The most honorable death cause. it can happen anywhere at any time for any reason. fart death is when you fart so hard that your intestines can't take it anymore and you die.
john: "sorry to hear that your grandpa died jhon"
jhon: "atleast he died a fart death"
john: "hell yeah"
In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
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I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
When you eat taco casa like the fatass you are and then you get hella gassy later.
"It stinks in here. Did you taco casa fart?"
An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare
Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him
It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.
Oh sorry man, i ate bad Chinese and now i have them sparky farts.
The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.
Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!