words of whizdom

Enlightened remarks and advice regarding the subject of urination.

I occasionally have difficult/embarrassing issues when I need to pee really bad, and so I always appreciate it when fellow cool dudes give me their words of whizdom (for example, to carry a blue shop-towel in my pocket instead of a regular white paper towel, since these more-robust-fiber towels doesn't rapidly disintegrate if they get wet, and so said sturdy material can more-reliably "see me through" if I hafta wipe myself when I'm not near a restroom) that can sometimes make said "calls on Line One" less traumatic or humiliating.

Longest word

The longest English word is: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …

Struggle words

Words that you use when the struggle is real.

James: Damn! I dropped the piano!

Jordynn: Say struggle words. They help.

Gurb!