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Me: Man, last night was uneventful
Friend: What do you mean you dropped your bags on live TV and mooned the entire world.
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One who trades sex for dope.
One who strolls the streets just looking for a poor soul to steal dope from. She trades sexual favors for drugs.
This particular Troll will fuck anything from human to animal. She does not care if he is In a relationship or not, this troll will do whatever it takes for the next hit.
As I was walking down the street, a trollin bag whore emerged from the gutter to feed.
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the ultimate item that is only owned by the gods and the ones blessed by them. also it poggers.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHIEF KEEF BAG!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.
"You fit both nuts in there"
"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"
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Are men who have slept with the same women.
Yoooo are we Eskimo brothers?
Bro. You can't say that anymore. It's sleeping bag boys now.
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When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.
Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.
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