A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
A sex act which involves pooping inside of a condom then freezing it until it takes the shape of a dildo. After it is done taking form it is ready to use.
Prepare a brown icicle for me tonight.
The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.
John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.
stupid fucking retarted piece of shit
Reed Brown is stupid as heelll
Jail terminology for a person who will eat or play with shit'
Prison terminology for a person that will eat or play with shit.
Chloe Brown is the most amazing person you can meet, she deserves it all! She is so amazingly talented and so kind and so pretty. ALSO she is SO SMART BRO! If you meet Chloe Brown, you are sure to meet the best person I’ve ever met, my best friend. She is so funny, and a huge swiftie! You will love her forever and ever.
“Who’s that amazing, gorgeous, funny, cool, girl over there?”
“That’s my best friend! Chloe Brown!”