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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.

Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!

by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018


Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022


crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt

yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt

by mother gosling April 16, 2020


Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022


Yeez Nuts

What you say when something unlucky happens to you.

Stefan: "My bitch cheated on me last night."
Zach: This do be a yeez nuts moment."

by Zodiac Zach September 26, 2021


Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

by Royalb101 September 9, 2017


lose my nut

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.

Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut

by BiggerDickDaddy July 2, 2018