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What Selena Gomez does in her free time.
"I'm farting Carrots"
The best :D
Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss
The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.
Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.
An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.
Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.
Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
When you rub a cherry on your gooch and then offer it to a friend.
I offers my girlfriend a fart cherry, only to explain after what it was.