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nut on your goof

To cum all over someone's goof.

"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

by NyxxieQueen May 31, 2024


Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018


P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.

It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!

by June 28, 2024


Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024


Tucky Nut

The best hair product in the universe.
Ya aunty loves it ๐Ÿ˜
Buy now at Tucky.com/shop ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Tucky nut gets me wet ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

by _chupamipolla September 24, 2017


Drop the Nuts

1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.

2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.

"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"

"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"

by Steve Blends August 22, 2023


nugan nuts

fake testicles. May be used for those who are not fully endowed, or for sex changes.

Brian got his nugan nuts today.

by Sue Billy Bob May 14, 2003