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Dirty Bag of Carrots

A colloquial term for the scrotum.

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.

by MisterLC August 23, 2017

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chief keef bag

the ultimate item that is only owned by the gods and the ones blessed by them. also it poggers.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHIEF KEEF BAG!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by chief keef09834 April 19, 2022

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Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca December 23, 2016

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2 bags of Chips

Funny joke... HaHa

You're 2 bags of Chips

by InfiniteDraco March 5, 2021

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Sleeping bag boys

Are men who have slept with the same women.

Yoooo are we Eskimo brothers?

Bro. You can't say that anymore. It's sleeping bag boys now.

by 575boy June 1, 2018

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douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

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the big honey bag

The big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the vagina

My penis was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative sex with my girlfriend. So I gave her the big honey bag instead.

by Foxyfoo January 30, 2016

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