Alley cat

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.

We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.

alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.

GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."

Cocoa Cat

1. Is a Black American Woman or African American Woman acknowledging the brown woman and might use cocoa butter lotion. Might cook steak w/ a little coke and lemon, doesn't mind putting a little cocoa where it can go, brown and Tom Cats.
2. Black women world wide acknowledging the group.
Also White women who think that there may be a distant african ancester in their lineage no matter what the percentage.

3. Cocoa Cat(s), Cocoa Queen(s), Cocoa Kitten(s), Cocoa Kitty(s)

"Cocoa Cat, How's your day?"

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

watermelon cat

A cat with a backstory made by memezee

"Watermelon cat is the goat fr fr no cap"

Watermelon Cat

A cat that is sitting on a watermelon. Yeah I don't know how this became an insanely popular meme. Society is just crazy these days.

"If I fits, I sits."

~ Watermelon Cat