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The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos
Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza
Patricia: hey look its a fat bird!
Nancy: sooo cool
When you yeet something with such intensity that your weight could rise.
I hit a fat yeet on Bill yesterday.
A Little Fat Crem is an Irish male with red hair, small and round in stature and known to carry marmalade sandwiches in his back pack with no tin foil or cling film for protection. Other males regularly refer to Little Fat Crem as a "coward" and an "underachiever" and the chances of him scoring a bird are nil
This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
Fat Daddy Dump or FDD, is a person who will eat anything and everything. Usually the person who scarfs down other people's leftovers when they're not looking.
Originally seen on S2E8 of the youtube show 2Gingers, where Brian destroyed 50 McNuggets.
Look at that Fat Daddy Dump over there stealing fries from those children, dipping them in their chocolate milk, and eating them in front of their faces. Dude's got problems.