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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

by Gay Billie Joe February 20, 2025


roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022


red balls

itchy white noodels

I love eating red balls that are juicy and meaty.

by stefan18v December 18, 2023


Red-Ball

Just barely withholding death from a suicidal person as if denying orgasm to a person

Dude did you really red-ball them? That's fucked up.

by Accursed Realms March 30, 2022


Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer May 22, 2018


red balls

when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked

bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked

by fvdfbdetgrt4rfgbg xnfgrbbfgbgt March 20, 2022


Red Balls

When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.

Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.

by Friendofthecommunity May 19, 2024