This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral
The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
Just barely withholding death from a suicidal person as if denying orgasm to a person
Dude did you really red-ball them? That's fucked up.
The opposite of blue balls.
When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.
My balls hurt.
Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.
Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.
when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked
bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked
When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.
Patient: My testicles are killing me.
Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.